porhim:

meme-meme:

This hose was left in the cold all night.

THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN



.‿. DO

•‿• NOT

〇‿〇 TOUCH ME

(Source: sardonicheight)



snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.



westbor0baptistchurch:

People who immediately ask a question that the teacher already answered.

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my new motto in life

(Source: danphils)



thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers)





achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself



christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3



lordsofthebooty:

lordsofthebooty:

you guys i have a really cute neighbor. how do i get him to notice me

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dont take boy advice from tumblr dot com



fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people



hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad



perks-of-being-a-nerdgirl:

sometimes i wonder what drugs the neopets staff was on

perks-of-being-a-nerdgirl:

sometimes i wonder what drugs the neopets staff was on

(Source: neyruto)



andrewgiggles:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell 





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