This hose was left in the cold all night.
THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN
〇‿〇 TOUCH ME
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
People who immediately ask a question that the teacher already answered.
my new motto in life
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
worlds most cynical art student
that title is a feat in itself
i stopped caring when i was like 3
you guys i have a really cute neighbor. how do i get him to notice me
dont take boy advice from tumblr dot com
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell